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Ndl Demotivational Poster


PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote sexy girl cleavage dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by giulio

Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's


GERMAN GIRLS -


TAGS: life time oktoberfest beer taste female drndl
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by giulio

ahu! - March 31, 2009, 7:50 am
beer is so much more than just a breakfast drink! for german girls it`s the same..


The library -


TAGS: libraries kindle nook internet ebooks
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

nicholsjoshua15 - August 24, 2013, 2:47 pm
There used to be a librarian at my local library that was super beautiful. She wasn't just cute, she was bond girl hot!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 23, 2013, 9:18 pm
lol
tomyironmane - July 22, 2013, 5:24 pm
Who said we're not agreeing with you? That librarian IS awful cute.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 19, 2013, 12:13 am
Lol, no I wasn't serious :D I was going for sarcasm. I don't express it very well through the internet.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:13 pm
You can buy them secondhand, third-hand, or fourth-hand without paying full retail price, and if you ever have too many, you can actually sell them.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:12 pm
You forgot the fact that they don't crash, get corrupted for no damn reason, give anyone crap about file formats, require batteries, run out of batteries, are shockproof, have a page seek time as fast as you can flip them, you can put bookmarks in them...
mikeloeven - July 17, 2013, 1:56 pm
because you can get a book and bring it anywhere without being restricted to choosing one e reader over another because of bullshit DRM technology is really not that good
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 6, 2013, 11:03 am
So why do we still have them? Because we're sentimental; so we can go to the library and pay a visit to that exceptionally attractive librarian with glasses, and them pretend that we've never been to a library before :-D


Halloween -


TAGS: cats candles horrified old ladies
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Ilovepuppies - November 1, 2013, 12:35 pm
Hey this is funny but it is sad too :(
spacedog - October 30, 2013, 7:16 pm
Thanks everyone.
MissPriss - October 30, 2013, 12:13 am
Huh, never see that candle in the Party Lite catalogue. Another well earned 5L.
GaryO - October 29, 2013, 9:54 pm
BAM!
lgvernon - October 29, 2013, 9:51 pm

Too funny!~5L


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: calendar friendly home fire
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Coombsy007 - August 16, 2011, 2:50 pm
Nice! 5L


KOBOLDS - Has birthdays too you know...


TAGS: birthday kobold wow fantasy candle birthday mines diggers you no take candle
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Khatmonsuk

Ieuan - April 22, 2009, 11:31 pm
You no take candle!


HAPPY EASTER - FROM THE EASTER TROOPER.




ZOMBIES -


TAGS: zombies much friendlier once you get to know them
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by McLovin666

5150monkeylove - November 6, 2010, 9:36 pm
He is just with him for his mind


FORGIVENESS - "I pardon you."




TELEPORTATION - The possibilities are endless! (just for your cat)




CANDLEJACK - No one actually believes that he ex-


TAGS: freakazoid candlejack cartoon funny
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by subtlehsutle5

Unstupidifyer - June 24, 2009, 9:58 am
P.S.: Culos, just because you can't make time to relax and watch TV, that doesn't give you the right flame those of us who can. t(./.t)
Unstupidifyer - June 24, 2009, 9:54 am
kisame, your an idiot. That's the character "CandleJack", from the cartoon "Freakazoid!"
Culos - February 10, 2009, 9:54 am
I feel sorry for the poster and all previous commentators. Knowing who/what/when and where on this poster is epically sad.
kisame hoshigake - February 10, 2009, 9:51 am
um thats ogie bogie not jack retard
Anya - December 31, 2008, 5:27 am
He's just misunderstood. I chill with him all the time. : whispers : save me...
Candlejack - December 31, 2008, 5:25 am
: kidnaps Kilroy :
Kilroy - October 16, 2008, 6:30 am
candlejack is a pretty cool guy eh kidna
. - September 29, 2008, 1:31 am
candlejack is fr-
RnR - September 16, 2008, 11:32 am
haha , just consider yerself lucky that there are no videos on Motifake... i know of one i would post... :)
GP.Code - September 16, 2008, 10:27 am
WHO THE FUCK clicked the create button for that motifake, is what worries me more
thehattinninja - August 26, 2008, 2:04 pm
i really miss that show. cant find dvd's or video's anywhere
Captain Douchebag - August 21, 2008, 8:04 pm
A character on the old Freakazoid! cartoon. Supposedly, if you say his name, he comes and kidnaps you. Which means..You're fucked. Nice knowin' you, buddy.
brock0lee - August 21, 2008, 6:17 pm
who the eff is candlejack?


SVETLANA GRUEBBERSOLVIK -




I N C E N T I V E - Or feel the burn!




LIARS -


TAGS: sharks reciting i am a nice shark not a mindless eating machine if i am to change this image i must first change myself people are friends not food so i misquoted nemo
Rating: 4.89/5

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jameswnash - October 10, 2010, 8:23 pm
5 nibbles for Bruce!


LIFESAVER -




FLIRTING -




DODGEBALL - He's doing it right




Slippery -


TAGS: handle hold squeeze bend over
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Greeny

MissPriss - January 22, 2015, 1:40 pm
Oops my bad!!! Uh, another time 'cern. All the 5's to Greent.
MissPriss - January 22, 2015, 1:37 pm
Snap! 5'd it 'cern.
concern3 - January 22, 2015, 8:49 am
5er excellent
GaryO - January 22, 2015, 8:37 am
depth, mystery, riotous humor...yup, the melon


BILLY MADISON - The Blonde's SuperHero




MOTIVATION -




THE OKTOBERFEST - It never was about alcohol in the first place


TAGS: oktoberfest dirndl beer alcohol wiesn
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by Laughingtank

Leitwolf - January 11, 2011, 12:43 pm
I'm from germany and I know that her name is Verona Poth... and she's a milf of course
forseti - June 23, 2010, 4:56 pm
uhh.... she tries to be some kind of moderator in german tv... pretty stupid milf ;)


OKTOBERFEST -




HONESTY -


TAGS: women can t handle it chicken
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by forseti

redhdsrbst - June 16, 2010, 8:00 pm
That's not it at all .... She was looking for BACON !!!


CUM CATAPULTAE -


TAGS: the endless debate romans
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greeny - April 15, 2011, 9:42 pm
catapult a cow!
Sean - April 15, 2011, 7:15 pm
When rock groups are banned, the only rock groups left are bands.
Airman - April 15, 2011, 6:44 pm
well, same to ya
ICEMAN - April 15, 2011, 6:39 pm
Vah! Denuone Latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur.
ICEMAN - April 15, 2011, 6:36 pm
All I have to say is... Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est.
Sean - April 15, 2011, 6:24 pm
*feather boa
Sean - April 15, 2011, 6:23 pm
Ooops.
Sean - April 15, 2011, 6:23 pm
This is great. And very funny. An example -- originally -- of argument by tautology. Incidentally, I tend to lose these types of arguments shortly after the wife pulls the feather bos (I'm not saying who's) taut around my neck. *interupted sigh*
Sean - April 15, 2011, 6:23 pm
This is great. And very funny. An example -- originally -- of argument by tautology. Incidentally, I tend to lose these types of arguments shortly after the wife pulls the feather bos (I'm not saying who's) taut around my neck. *interupted sigh*
Airman - April 15, 2011, 6:21 pm
you must be part of the weapon control lobby
ICEMAN - April 15, 2011, 6:07 pm
"Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentis telum est" (A sword is never a killer, it's a tool in the killer's hands") -Lucius Annaeus Seneca- . 5 togas.


BEING A LANDLORD - Just got so much better.


TAGS: landlord pervert
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - February 26, 2012, 7:39 am
I Spy !


ENDLESS LOVE - "If I could plant a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk through my garden forever."


TAGS: endless love flowers garden
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

ughomer - December 6, 2012, 7:56 pm
HALLIEMARIE!!


RESPECT THE ELDERS -




I BELIEVE - I can see the future 'Cause I repeat the same routine


TAGS: life repeat endless circle track
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Uthon

Sho - August 16, 2012, 8:53 am
Nascar style
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 2:45 pm
"Every Day Is Exactly The Same" song by NINE INCH NAILS
Uthon - February 16, 2012, 7:17 pm
Gotta start somewhere right? First ever and I guess I did good. :)
Greeny - February 16, 2012, 5:56 am
nice!
Uthon - February 16, 2012, 3:09 am
Thank! :)
forseti - February 16, 2012, 3:03 am
great first attempt!


NO "I" IN "TEAM" -


TAGS: as family friendly as i can make it
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Sean - December 29, 2010, 7:56 pm
Crap. I had no idea Haar used this pick way back in July. I re-used it recently. Ooops.
fasteddie - December 29, 2010, 12:02 pm
but there is an "I" in "I said shut up bitch"
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 1:54 am
Beautiful.


JEWISH DATABASE FOR DATING - Really? Because I didn't think that Jewish people liked to be on lists. -Adam Sandler




SOMETIMES LIFE JUST AIN'T FAIR -


TAGS: in memory of irena sendlerowa
Rating: 3.4/5

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Buzzramjet - July 27, 2012, 11:53 pm
Sooo no one nominated her in the previous 50 years or so? She did a great thing as did many others. At least Al is trying to save the entire planet. Not that Flat Earthers believe it.
Jmac0585 - December 8, 2009, 1:05 pm
Good thing that Global Warming is real.
Brian The Great - May 21, 2009, 6:20 am
Nuts. And now Al Gore's 'The Science On Global Warming Was Settled Long Ago, ONLY QUACKS QUESTION IT!!!" BS has been exposed.
Mark - May 14, 2009, 10:42 pm
You win again Sean. It's all Bush's fault. Are there any other straws you want to grasp?
mallen - April 21, 2009, 12:54 am
Also Irena should've won.
mallen - April 21, 2009, 12:54 am
Still pissed that Gore lost the election? You realize that's comiung up on a decade ago. Let it go, Obama is president, you got your win.
HtD - April 19, 2009, 3:12 am
Zing!
Sean - April 19, 2009, 3:01 am
And if Bush didn't weasel the presidency away from him, he never would have made that damn video in time to weasel the Nobel Peace Prize outta this poor lady. How's that for creative Bush Bashing?
Sean - April 18, 2009, 5:29 pm
Yeah but the DVD came with bonus features! You don't seem to mention that in yer poster.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 4:45 pm
If you're interested in the story, you can start with Wikipedia. Check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irena_Sendler
Mark - April 6, 2009, 4:22 pm
The little bit I read about her and what she did brought tears to my eyes. If Al Gore had even recognized her after he received the Prize it would have been nice. I'll bet she could have used the $10K that comes with the Prize too.
hjbookman - April 6, 2009, 4:14 pm
She looks like a wonderful, kind woman. If Al had any real conscience, he'd have given the award to her. She obviously had balls the size of texas to do what she did.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 3:42 pm
According to Mr. Webster; hypocrite is an adjective 1 : a person who puts on a false appearance of virtue or religion 2 : a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings - Mr. Webster could also include a picture of Al Gore.
Fredric T - April 1, 2009, 10:44 pm
But Algore is saving us from Manbearpig and he allows us to view his homes great landscaping by keeping it lit up
3fan - March 5, 2009, 7:33 pm
Al Gore is a jackass!!!!!!!!!!!
Mark - March 5, 2009, 1:03 pm
This is really a sad story. She worked for the Nazis as a TB health inspector in the Warsaw Ghetto. Every time she came out she smuggled a child out with he. The Nazis caught her, tortured her, she escaped. But Al Gore is saving us from Global lying.


SOMEBODY GET AN AXE!! - That "TREE" has swallowed a "CHILD"!!




PREJUDICES AGAINST GERMANY -


TAGS: girls beer dirndl nazis
Rating: 2.93/5

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Derek - July 18, 2010, 12:30 am
You'd hear few complaints even if they were


SUPREME SQUID MASTER - I will enslave the humans and make them fondle my tentacles.




envy -


TAGS: candle shine
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

LiquidAngel - August 8, 2013, 11:11 pm
agreed, 5&f
lgvernon - August 8, 2013, 7:56 pm

This is wonderful, Sho!~~


MY BROTHER'S KEEPER -


TAGS: now blow out the candles
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

pzykosiz - December 21, 2010, 5:28 am
in a pool of your own vomit perhaps?
LiquidSquid - December 20, 2010, 8:19 pm
In January.
AdmiralAckbar - December 20, 2010, 7:57 pm
I'm thinking cake and a hooker.
IllicoPresto - December 20, 2010, 7:54 pm
Probably by studying the Torah.
crankyhead - December 20, 2010, 6:44 pm
Lemme get this straight... the baby Jesus wants me to spend my Xmas teaching Ethiopian kids how to go fly fishing? =)
foresti - December 20, 2010, 6:36 pm
If he wouldn't spend all his money for booze, he'd have enough to eat!! - ok guys, see you in hell.
Donkasaurus - December 20, 2010, 11:37 am
A lot of christianity is adopted from paganism Ironically. The bunny and the egg are used a symbols for easter, and they are pagan symbols of fertility.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:06 am
Are you saying we should eat flies?,Cuz I wasn't planning on spending Xmas at Timmys Mom's crotch. (and yes Donk....The Christians adopted The Birthday of the pagan God Mithras as the birthday of Jesus) I read that in a book,you guys remember books right?
Donkasaurus - December 20, 2010, 12:40 am
:( I eat ham and beefstew on christmas...and jesus' real bday is in june...either way based on modern context 5L


EVANGELIST -


TAGS: more annoying than panhandlers
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by sickartist

stormXIII - July 19, 2011, 8:54 pm
a few words for a great truth
phydeaux - February 8, 2010, 3:50 am
ROFLMAOPMPAC!! 5L indeed!


GAY-FRIENDLY RESTAURANTS - The media had a hissy over that chicken place; wonder when this will blow over?




SIGNS OF NATURE -




OLD AGE MEMORIES -


TAGS: old age memories candles fire
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by ronsart

LogicDude - February 10, 2009, 11:52 am
I found the matches...but couldn't remember what I needed them for.
Cubbybear - February 9, 2009, 7:05 pm
You mean you can't see the matches...LOL! It took me 10 minutes to thread a needle yesterday


KOBOLDS - You no take their candles.


TAGS: kobolds candle wow mmorpg fantasy
Rating: 2.05/5

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Flea - April 26, 2009, 6:35 pm
Or their gold teeth.


PAN-HANDLERS - Irritating, no matter what color! Get a job you Crack-Head, and leave hard-working people alone!




SIGN OF THE TIMES -


TAGS: freaking poor conviction rate maybe the evidence was mishandled
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 8:55 pm
It was replaced by the scale and duck method.
fred - November 9, 2010, 5:39 pm
This looks pretty modern. What happened to the good old trial by water/fire/witch pin?


Little Secrets -




I HAVE AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO DELIVER - from the Secretary of the Army May I come in, Mrs. Jones?


TAGS: handled with class and respect
Rating: 4.15/5

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thatonechick - January 23, 2010, 10:52 am
Oh... That makes sense! LoL I thought he was either suicidal, or a real dick. Or, perhaps, imitating his moniker.
rerun - January 23, 2010, 10:50 am

I thing he left out "never", based one first comment
thatonechick - January 23, 2010, 10:48 am
I certainly don't envy them. Which is why I was wondering why that guy down there hopes his wife gets "the knock." :(
rerun - January 23, 2010, 10:11 am

I cannot imagine the pain the survivors must feel. This is one of the truly poignent posters on this site. It makes me take stock of what I have in my life and thank those who have served, and especially those who have paid the ultimate price for freedom
thatonechick - January 23, 2010, 9:11 am
Do you not like your wife...? :( That's sad.
il_smartass - January 22, 2010, 10:56 pm
my thoughts go out to any who has had to endure this... I hope my wife has to hear those words


I LOVE MOOOOOOOOOO -


TAGS: this is a friendly tribute
Rating: 4.1/5

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coldinjected - January 6, 2011, 11:13 pm
Rules are meant to be broken... I'm ok with this one standing though. 5L.


STOP LOOKING STUPID - Oh, Holy Freakin' Jebus! It's called "Google". Learn It. It could prevent you from looking stupid.


TAGS: europe endless antarctica australia bad joke
Rating: 1.72/5

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That Girl That Always Kicks Your bums - June 12, 2009, 8:05 pm
Its South America XD
cha3370 - April 13, 2009, 8:50 am
1. The person who made the first one is definitly either 5 or retarded 2. Whoever made the Geographic education one pwnd all ur asses! :D legend!
datnigga - August 20, 2008, 6:58 pm
angry troll is angry...
Geeee - June 16, 2008, 5:29 am
You missed the joke...


LEADERSHIP -


TAGS: follow me blindly cubby
Rating: 4.83/5

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agdaniele - November 16, 2010, 8:30 pm
He's a natural!


THE HANGOVER -


TAGS: is this building pager friendly
Rating: 4.53/5

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CaptainBaked - April 19, 2011, 7:05 am
Thanks :)
tellitlikeitis - April 19, 2011, 7:00 am
Cute.


SECRETS -


TAGS: jack and the candle in the wind
Rating: 4.5/5

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Hawamleh - June 23, 2010, 1:05 am
I would Like to know who didnt 5ls this, because i would personally like to..
Cubbybear - June 19, 2010, 8:17 pm
I think someone hid it
rerun - June 19, 2010, 7:03 pm

amazing pic. Is this the one the FBI was supposed to destroy?


SYMPTOMS -




LOVEHANDLES - Who needs a mechanical bull if you can ride this in stead?


TAGS: culos lovehandles rodeo
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by culos

shmoe13 - January 5, 2011, 4:34 am
back tits. so you dont have to look at her face
Donkasaurus - January 4, 2011, 7:08 am
HAHAH! She needs some of them back titties squeezed down about 2 and a half dumplings. Actually I'm not sure whether her butt is small or back is just that damn big.


OH, THANK GOD -


TAGS: little bundle of of relief
Rating: 3.57/5

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Sean - April 26, 2009, 12:23 am
Thanks. Originally called it "Miracle of Birth", but I wanted a title whose meaning flipped a little after you read the text. It's just what I do.
BoneCD - April 26, 2009, 12:18 am
Lions, Tigers and Bears oh my...Very good poster
WTFO - April 25, 2009, 11:51 pm
Well done. 5 illegitimate lions (or are the tigers?)


HAWAIIAN CRISIS - CUBBY FALLEN ON HARD TIMES -


TAGS: panhandler
Rating: 3.53/5

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THE TELEPOD CAFE - "Would you like some digestive enzymes with that?"


TAGS: brundlefly crappy waiter
Rating: 3.5/5

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jibarocampesino - July 27, 2010, 5:20 pm
"After the Flood" Leftover Restaurant


FRIENDLY COMPETITION -


TAGS: friendly competition monsters racing
Rating: 3.47/5

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Faceplant31 - July 15, 2010, 4:46 pm
AMSOME! I miss the undeniable talent of Mr. Ronsart! 5L


RELIGIOUS BRAINWASHING - Get them while they're young


TAGS: hatedandloved
Rating: 3.06/5

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Cubbybear - June 3, 2010, 2:29 am
Life is brainwashing
Cloudchaser - June 3, 2010, 12:26 am
Every time I see someone saying that's brainwashing, I think "If you had kids, what would you teach them when they're at the same impressionable age and how is it not brainwashing?"


OKTOBERFEST -




ECO FRIENDLY FREEZER - You're doing it right




WHY NOT? - Everyone else did.


TAGS: pointless stupid useless endless tunnel
Rating: 2.25/5
datnigga - August 20, 2008, 9:53 pm
who else noticed that the tunnel is getting wider?
FailedNinja - April 24, 2008, 11:01 am
I commented this. Because i could.


I DUNNO - Maybe a picture of the ocean or something.




when a stranger calls.. updated -


TAGS: stranger calls landlines
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 1, 2013, 10:14 pm
5L…..note to self; suppress urge to hunt for moist underthingies
MissPriss - August 1, 2013, 7:09 pm
Price5less...now excuse me while I go get some dry underthingies!


Sweet Nothing -


TAGS: calendar february 1st fat love handles products
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 18, 2014, 1:33 pm
Oh, you have an opinion. Just, for the luv of gawd, don't share it with your wife!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:17 am
My wife feels the 5ame way. I do too, but I'm a guy and this is a female product so I probably don't have an opinion, lol.


Panhandler Assertiveness Training -




Now I know -




WARMEST REGARDS -




Your friendly neighborhood NSA consultant -




THINK TWICE BEFORE THE KISSES -


TAGS: gary friendly wet handshakes personality
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Greeny

maoworks2 - December 2, 2012, 5:11 pm
Woof 5L
ughomer - December 2, 2012, 9:06 am
Hey Greeny ~ you should see Gary's brother, Rudolph's, nose!!
GaryO - December 2, 2012, 8:50 am
mmmmmm, warm butts…only the dog nose for sure


GOING CONCERN -


TAGS: endless resource sarcastic bastards thanks to v 139329
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - February 10, 2013, 9:13 pm
Ha! I guess I mean both. :) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Going_concern
MPsniper - February 10, 2013, 8:18 pm
going concern?.....OHHhhhhh.... do you mean "growing" concern?


I NEVER COULD DO A THING WITH IT -


TAGS: profoundly frustrating
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by GaryO

MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 1:26 pm
You drew things with it? Who knew, I used mine to torture my little brother. Now let's see...damn, how do you make a 5L on this thing!
GaryO - February 2, 2013, 3:34 pm
show off
Silverheart - February 2, 2013, 3:31 pm

All I could ever do on the etch-a-sketch was simple staircase, basic box and random squiggly lines.


THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY -




INADEQUACY - After looking around the Motifake site, for maybe 5 seconds, I realized: "I have no chance". Oh well, I guess I'll just have to continue reading from an actual book and without having to recharge every 8 hours...


TAGS: inadequacy prize leaderboard unattainable kindle
Rating: 4.54/5

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motinet - April 9, 2012, 5:12 pm

Yup, easy point pickings at other motinet sites. Also, if any poster goes viral, you could get thousands of facebook points just like that.
ughomer - April 9, 2012, 10:16 am
GOOD ADVICE
rerun - April 7, 2012, 2:53 pm

Actually, if you submit & participate at other moti sites you may have a shot at this. Click the Icon there & it will tell you the stats and how to play.


INTERNET SHOPPING -




SELF-ESTEEM -


TAGS: work pride customer service friendly
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 10:24 pm
Damn right, it's better than yours.
spacedog - September 11, 2010, 10:11 pm
Is Moo+ still making milkshakes the "traditional" way now that he's a Mod? I hear they bring all the boys to the yard.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - April 14, 2010, 2:30 am
As a retail worker, I both hate and love this all too true poster. sigh. 5 hourly paid lions!
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 9:37 pm
I heard that about you.
ICEMAN - April 13, 2010, 9:36 pm
No thanks. I'm satisfied with the nuggets.
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 9:32 pm
LMAO Ice! Not bad, not bad... you want fries with that?
ICEMAN - April 13, 2010, 9:28 pm
The world needs moderators too. So... how's your day been, Aggy? ;)
TheTrashHeap - April 13, 2010, 9:23 pm
I love this! 5L
spacedog - April 13, 2010, 9:20 pm
I'm just glad I can make someone else McHappy. 5 golden fries.
rerun - April 13, 2010, 9:17 pm

wow, I feel like the left overs from a happpy meal.


ADAM SANDLER - the older he gets, the funnier he used to be


TAGS: sandler
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by vilnius

mariand - September 26, 2012, 12:26 am
I think it's much easy to be a funny teenager than a funny adult.


Criminal Minds -


TAGS: guns brains pulp fiction chandler
Rating: 4.31/5

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Bolverk3778 - July 24, 2013, 6:08 pm
Applies to every gang on the planet. they think that a gun solves all problems.


Newfies -




RELIGION - I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.


TAGS: carlin religion snake handling church
Rating: 4.2/5

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twill1962 - October 17, 2012, 6:21 pm
"Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God." Luke 4:12.


A CHANGE IN CONTEST RULES? - EFFECTIVE MAY 22, 2012




having it all -


TAGS: into the wild chris mccandless
Rating: 4.14/5

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chickenlittle - August 31, 2013, 10:41 pm
I guess it's a mystery to me too. Small cottage on a tropical beach, running water, electricity, warm ocean, hammock under a tree, good friends, family, fresh food, some financial security... to me that's having it all. Maybe I'm setting the bar too low..


Timmy -


TAGS: birthday cake mother candle
Rating: 4.11/5

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Rudedog - June 8, 2013, 8:10 pm
When is the release of the screenplay? Greatness Sho
lgvernon - June 8, 2013, 7:42 pm

Excellent!~ 5scary/sad LLLLLs
falloutghoul - June 8, 2013, 9:22 am
Wow. That was actually pretty sad. 5 tearful lions.
EmilioDumphque - June 8, 2013, 4:18 am
Hilarious.
conundrum - June 8, 2013, 2:21 am
OK... your not allowed to make any more posters. That one hit a little too close to unbearable.
Greeny - June 7, 2013, 10:05 pm
Dang
rerun - June 7, 2013, 8:25 pm

This one really gave me the shivers.


Vin Diesel -




OOPS - Looks like God forgot to jiggle the handle


TAGS: god handle toilet
Rating: 4.1/5

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GreyScorpion - May 26, 2010, 1:50 pm
and change it up you did. well done, 5L
Koradan - May 26, 2010, 1:10 pm
Thanks! I got tired of all the old "divided by zero" references. I needed to change it up.
Airman - May 25, 2010, 5:14 pm
nice twist.. 5 jiggles


MOTIFAKE - A Google Friendly Environment Please Keep It That Way No NSFW Allowed




AUSTIN, TX -


TAGS: move to austin friendly folks pretty town
Rating: 3.88/5

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rerun - August 26, 2010, 8:20 pm

I went to college in Austin, TX....great city, strange people. The t-shirts ususlly say "keep Austin wierd"


Cup In a Cup -




GREAT TIMING -




SERENITY -




THE XM8 - Now with a melting handle!


TAGS: the xm8 melting handle
Rating: 2.82/5

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wilixwolf - May 6, 2010, 4:38 pm
fuck u man its still a good gun it dose look better than a m4 lol


ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES - Amazing! How DOES your mind fill in all those missing little details


TAGS: endless possibilities women
Rating: 2.64/5

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faulty switch - August 6, 2009, 3:00 am
she's insecure about her hight.
Anonymous - December 16, 2008, 8:49 pm
Photoshop, when you need to be tall & in proportion.
Scorpio7 - December 15, 2008, 8:40 pm
How come the girl on the left is wearing HIGH HEELS?


ROBOT -




LEEEMEEE ALOOONE! -


TAGS: transforms the currently friendly drunk to stage four violent undirected madman
Rating: 2.37/5

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agdaniele - August 29, 2009, 5:06 pm
Excellent. 5L


DIE ENDLöSUNG DER EMOFRAGE - Anno 2008 Just do it


TAGS: endl sung emo just do it rnr
Rating: 2.09/5

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pro - August 28, 2008, 3:41 pm
It's German. The title is "The final solution of the Emo-issue". Ring a bell? Wannsee, 1942?
aPauling - August 28, 2008, 1:07 pm
Never mind the foreign language. You had me at "Emos thrown into volcano."


CAESARS PALACE -




Big Wheel Patrol -


TAGS: pre mindless era play
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - December 27, 2014, 9:30 pm
The chariot. Boss. Before my era...(sigh)
concern3 - December 27, 2014, 3:39 pm
5er so true


ENDLESS -


TAGS: hopeless homeless friendless endless hoover
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 24, 2015, 1:52 am

Thanks, Priss. Sitting around with time on my hands, so I am here a little more. One more surgery soon, so looks like I'll be around even more.
MissPriss - October 24, 2015, 12:37 am
5L...too true but a 5L'er none-the-less :) I know I haven't been around often of late so glad to see your still puttin' out. Great posters. C'mon guys really?


Life's Brief Candle -




Dismay -


TAGS: he is really very friendly
Rating: 5/5

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Zeul - June 23, 2016, 9:47 pm
Caught one in a trap once ... hella good story ... lol
mizzdizz - June 19, 2016, 10:43 pm
I'll watch! Go ahead! ^!


Horses -




Inferior Movies -


TAGS: movies cinema stories morons mindless
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 12, 2017, 8:23 pm
Thanks, concern3. "I must be cruel only to be kind." - William Shakespeare; Hamlet. :D
concern3 - July 10, 2017, 12:54 am
Sometimes you can be cruel. But always correct. UP yours


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